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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by desperado347, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. desperado347

    desperado347 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Need a laugh???? Here you go.....2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died .... ..of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband .........was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!..
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  2. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    Oh that is funny......:lol::lol:Thanks for posting.                                                       Pam
  3. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :laughhard: Good one! :thumb:

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