6 TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. NO matter how hard you try You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.