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A little something to make you laugh

Discussion in 'GENERAL DISCUSSION' started by Pegeesue, May 15, 2009.

  1. Pegeesue

    Pegeesue WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    I got a kick out of this joke..kinda reminds me of something I would definately do. A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'  He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes, ' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please !' comes the reply from the dark. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk .
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  2. stevenaussie

    stevenaussie MEMBER

    [​IMG]classic joke something you would expect at that hour of the morning
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  3. nonna

    nonna WELL KNOWN MEMBER

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  4. krystalkitty

    krystalkitty Greedy Gambler

    Thanks. Needed a good laugh today!
  5. 13mar13

    13mar13 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

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  6. conniecb66

    conniecb66 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    [​IMG][​IMG]first time today i laughed thanks needed it
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