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AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS...

Discussion in 'GENERAL DISCUSSION' started by unsoughtpoet, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. unsoughtpoet

    unsoughtpoet WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS...Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, ....even though I have it!! ----------------  Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.  I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some  towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do today. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.  I realize this is a serious problem,  and I'll try to get some help for it,  but first I'll check my e-mail.  Do me a favor....Forward this message to everyone you know,  because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to!!  ....Don't laugh -- If this isn't you yet, your day is coming
  2. deej

    deej DOWN UNDER PLAYER

    ??? seems like an normal day... are you saying theres something wrong with me ???"
    wait a min an im just came through and the dog needs a wash be right back.
  3. Chars

    Chars WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    roflmao, thats soo cool and boy oh boy cant we all relate!!!!!

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