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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by ohbhave, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. ohbhave

    ohbhave WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'The other answered,'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are drunks,not all blondes are dumb,but all men...are men .  
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  2. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    YOU ARE SILLY OBHAVE-"
    I ENTERED THIS IN THE JOKE CONTEST-"
    STILL FUNNY THOUGH
  3. ohbhave

    ohbhave WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    oops, my bad!  i got this in my personal email earlier today.  sorry.[​IMG]
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  4. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    nothing to appologize for yours is worded much better

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