Three women are sitting at the kitchen table and they are comparing their husbands to soft drinks. The first woman said, my husband is like 7up, cause he is up 7 days a week. The second woman said, my husband is like mountain dew, cause he is always mounting and doing. The third woman said, my husband is like Jack Daniels. The other two women cried out, Jack Daniels, why that is hard liquor!