CONVERSATIONS WITH TECHNICAL SUPPORT

[daremeto]

Tech Support: What version of the Mac OS are you using? Customer: Word 6.0. <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft? Customer: Netscape. Tech Support: Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window? Customer: 'Global Travel Conference - Microsoft Internet Explorer'.   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: Are you installing on a Mac? Customer: No, I'm using a 3.5 thingee on a disk.   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: This has Windows 98 on it -- did it have Windows 98 or 95 on it when it was sent out for repair? Customer: I think it had Office 97.   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: How much free space do you have on your hard drive? Customer: Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Customer: I keep getting an error message whenever I try using the MSDOS mode in Windows 95. Tech Support: Can you describe what happens? Customer: Well, I keep getting a black screen with an error message saying, 'C:""WINDOWS&gt;'.   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: which drive is your CD ROM? Customer: the top one.   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Customer: Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: Your password will be...a small 'a' as in apple, a capital 'V' as in Victor, the number '7' Customer: Is that a capital '7'?   <a href="http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/adams-scott.htm"></a>Tech Support: Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters... Customer: Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard.    

 

[Mben]

Man, these are funny!