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Fart Football

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by unsoughtpoet, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. unsoughtpoet

    unsoughtpoet WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Between the sheets,....fart football! An old married couple no sooner had hit the pillows when,all of the sudden the old man passes gas and says, Seven Points. His wife rolls over and says, What in the world was that? The old man replied, It's fart football. A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Touchdown, tied score! After about five minutes the old man lets anotherone go and says, Aha!!! The crowd goes wild! Now I'm ahead 14 to 7. Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, Woo-Hoo! What an amazing recovery! Another Touchdown!! And once again,...the score is tied! Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, Ha Ha! Field goal, I lead 17 to 14. Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got....and accidentally shits in the bed.The wife says, Time out, now what the hell was that?A Foul?? The old man jumps up and says, Nope,...Half time, switch sides <img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" /><img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" title="biggrin" />
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  2. Tinkerbell1980

    Tinkerbell1980 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Unsoughtpoet....ur such a gas!!!   <img src="http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/aww.gif" alt="aww" title="aww" />
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  3. belgamo

    belgamo No Deposit Forum Founder

  4. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    ROFLMAO !!! or should it be ROFWMAO !   rolling on floor WIPING my ass off !  Good one Poet !!!!

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