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funny oxymorons

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by ishin, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. ishin

    ishin Banned

    ...for you linguistic lovers, here are some funny oxymorons worth a few chuckles... Anarchy Rules! act naturally catfish boneless ribs happily married non-alcoholic beer non-fat ice-cream non-stop flight Microsoft Works Postal Service dress pants holy war devout atheist homework cold fever only choice lemon lime found missing jumbo shrimp Hot Ice / Icy Hot Grape Nuts fresh frozen fresh cheese dimwit dull knife dry ice peaceful protest marijuana initiative resident alien minor catastrophe affordable housing near miss Monopoly (mono poly) great depression Canadian army phone sex United Nations Advanced BASIC genuine imitation death benefits airline food good grief same difference almost exactly sensitive man government organization everything except civil war good kid sanitary landfill alone together legally drunk silent scream British fashion living dead small crowd business ethics soft rock butt head military intelligence private e-mail American culture new classic sweet sorrow childproof Now, then synthetic natural gas Christian Scientists passive aggressive taped live clearly misunderstood peace force extinct life temporary tax increase new and improved computer jock plastic glasses terribly pleased computer security political science tight slacks definite maybe pretty ugly twelve-ounce pound cake diet ice-cream rap music working vacation exact estimate religious tolerance freezer burn honest politician Loners Club door locks found in 7-11 Stores, which are open 24hours/ day, 365 days/ year
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  2. rebago

    rebago WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    You are an oxymoron! Sorry could not help myself ishin, thanks for the laughs!
  3. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    [​IMG] what about -my gay boyfriend?
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