A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.Married men live longer than single men; married men are also a lot more willing to die.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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