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I am a Sperm!

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by ishin, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. ishin

    ishin Banned

    The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor.  As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern.  At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.  Address it and say, 'Hi, I'm a Sperm.'  She will answer, 'Hi, I'm an Egg.'  From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo.  Do you understand? The sperm nodded affirmatively. Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren.  He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel.  A multitude of sperm swim behind him.  He knows he has to arrive first.  When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm.  He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball. When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, Hi, I'm a sperm. The red sticky ball smiles and says, Hi. I'm a tonsil.
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  2. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

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  3. sybiliam

    sybiliam NEW MEMBER

    LOL  LOL  LOL       i want to send this to a couple of friends of mine, but i really am computer stupid.  i have no idea AT ALL how i would forward it to thei email addreses, or if i can even do that.  can you please help me out with this if it is possible, cuz i know they would crack up.   if its to complicated to explain it to me in a computer-stupid way    i totally understand.   hell, my 12 yr old son hates when i ask him how to do stuff.  hes out the door as fast as i ask.  ha ha   anyway   thanks either way.
  4. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    If you send me a pm with your email- i will copy and past it into an email for you -then you can forward it to whoever you like

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