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I'm just here to feed the alligators

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by desperado347, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. desperado347

    desperado347 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.One of the women shouted to him, We're not coming out until you leave! The old man frowned and replied, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. Holding the bucket up he said, I'm here to feed the alligators.
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]That'll teach them!!
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  3. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    [​IMG][​IMG]pretty damn funny desperado
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