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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by ishin, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. ishin

    ishin Banned

    To:  All Broke AmericansIf you had purchased $1,000 worth of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.With Fannie Mae, you would have just $2.50 left of the original $1,000.With AIG, you would have approximately $15.00 of your original investment left, but...... If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank it all and turned in the cans for the aluminum RECYCLING refund, you would have approximately $214.00 in your pocket.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle....401 KEG
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