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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by daremeto, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. daremeto

    daremeto WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    omeg NEW MEMBER

  3. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    Those are great, daremeto!Here's one that I have always remembered .......... TEACHER: Johnny, who do you think the first president of the US was?JOHNNY: Who do you think it was?TEACHER: I don't think, I know. JOHNNY: I don't think I know either.

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