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MISSING HUSBAND

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MISSING HUSBAND       Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary . His wife was really angry. She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'      The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box into the house.         She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.                  Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
 
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lyndalou

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Good one! Just having a cup of coffee with the hubby and i read this one out loud to him, he is still laughing! Thanks to a good start of the day!!!!!!!!
 

vacant1

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   thats one of the better ones i've heard in a while.  VERY NICE!!!  gonna use that as my own...
 
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