Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me On sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.' Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare Laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties... What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first'