Philosophies Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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