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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by desperado347, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. desperado347

    desperado347 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God? Harry replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off. Wow, that's incredible, the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. Mrs. White, he says, Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off? OH GOOD GRIEF! Mrs. White exclaims, He's pissing in the fridge again!
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  3. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:That was FUNNY, desperado! Good to see you too, by the way. [​IMG]-- Edited by Mben on Thursday 22nd of September 2011 06:45:56 PM
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