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Political correctness update

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Felicie, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. Felicie


    <blockquote style="border-left:2px solid #0000FF;padding-left:5px;margin-left:5px;"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><blockquote style="padding:0in 0in 0in 4pt;margin-top:5pt;margin-bottom:5pt;margin-left:3.75pt;border:medium none #1010ff;"><table style="margin-left:10.5pt;width:98.46%;" width="98%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2.. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS..' 4.. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' (Loved this one!) 6.. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.' [/QUOTE] [/QUOTE]
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  2. givennsz

    givennsz BINGO MOMMA

    Wow I needed that, so funny thanks. :)

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