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Proof That The World Is Nuts

Discussion in 'GENERAL DISCUSSION' started by ohbhave, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. ohbhave

    ohbhave WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Proof That The World Is Nuts       In  Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.    (Like THAT makes sense.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In  Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.(Do they look different reversed?)  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*  Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.(A brick?)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The penalty for masturbation in  Indonesia  is decapitation.(Much worse than 'going blind!')*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*There are men in  Guam  whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first timeReason: under  Guam  law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In  Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.(Ah! Justice!)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Topless saleswomen are legal in  Liverpool,  England  - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course !)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In  Cali,  Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~In  Santa Cruz ,  Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In  Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as  Guam !)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteers for these tests?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of?) (Did our government pay for this research??)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Butterflies taste with their feet.(Ah, geez.)  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Starfish don't have brains.(I know some people like that, too.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*And, the best for last?Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!) Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam !
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  2. Felicie

    Felicie WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    I love that. Thank you and good night.
  3. Kraziegurl79

    Kraziegurl79 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    OMG!!! That is so crazy....and hilarious at the same time!!!<img src="http://www.activeboard.com/emote.img?ID=5624" alt="lol" title="lol" />
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  4. orawanccg

    orawanccg WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    YEAAAHHHHH!!! I thoroughly enjoyed that; and i want to read it again and again. so i think i'll have to print it, maybe put it in a small frame, and hang it in my bathroom. YAYYY!
  5. mom47

    mom47 MEMBER

    That is really sick ... the first one. That is so disgusting.
  6. peteyweestro

    peteyweestro FANTASY FOOTBALL GUY

    some of the things we have in this world are freaking crazy,lol
  7. JustBecky

    JustBecky MEMBER

    oh i love that

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