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Real Questions Asked on the Butterball Turkey Cooking Hotline

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by omeg, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    Real Questions Asked on the Butterball Turkey Cooking HotlineĀ 1.Is it OK to baste my turkey with engine oil?2.Can I poke holes all over the turkey and pour a can of beer over it to keep it moist?3.Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my Stihl Electric Chain Saw?4.How do I get my Chihuahua out of the turkey. (Her dog jumped up on the kitchen table.)5.Should I leave the giblets in their plastic bag during cooking?6.I'm a truck driver. Can I cook the turkey on the engine block of my semi while I'm driving? If I drive faster, will it cook faster?7.How long should I cook my turkey on the car radiator? 50 minutes at Mach 1 should do it!
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :lol: Really people?!?!?!?The chihuahua in the turkey is hilarious! I can see it!

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