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Sarcastic Remarks For Work

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by daremeto, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. daremeto

    daremeto WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. A woman's favorite position is CEO. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. I plead contemporary insanity. How do I set a laser printer to stun? Meandering to a different drummer. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    Does your train of thought have a caboose? translates into SHUT UP already! hahahaha"
    Great list!
  3. joesm1th

    joesm1th NEW MEMBER

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-rules-of-working-in-an-officemany work-related laughs in this buzzfeed post

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