A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs . . . enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yes" she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God! I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never heard the gunshot.