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SOME GAMBLING HUMOR

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Sookie, Aug 25, 2016.

  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
    A.In a casino, you really mean it.
    :surprise:

    Q.Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
    A. Online you can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you. :biggrin:


    I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
    “Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
    I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
    “Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
    “So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.” :laughhard:
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :biglol:
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  3. Ivar6353

    Ivar6353 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    O !Now I get it ! So I Know what to say to my wife...:maddance:))).!
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  4. Van7Diesel

    Van7Diesel WELL KNOWN MEMBER

  5. Ivar6353

    Ivar6353 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    :biglol:
    [​IMG]
    This is about your blonde!
  6. Ivar6353

    Ivar6353 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    By the way, what's her name?
  7. Ingvar Nilsson

    Ingvar Nilsson NEW MEMBER

    Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
    A.In a casino, you really mean it.

    So true and so funny as well.:biglol:

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