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Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Mben, Nov 19, 2015.

  1. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex


    10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.


    9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.


    8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.


    7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.


    6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.


    5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.


    4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.


    3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!


    2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.


    And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:


    1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.
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  2. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

    LOL
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  3. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    Now I'm just hungry.
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