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Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus...LOL

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by omeg, Dec 2, 2010.

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    Co-workers refer to you as the ghost of unemployment future The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips What you call my new office, everybody else calls the supply closet Boss's Christmas card says, Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out   You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw In your most recent performance evaluation, the word crap appeared 78 times
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