So... Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction from Mother Superior was that they must be careful not to get a drop of paint on their habits. After debating about this for a while, the two decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the sisters. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Whoa! Nice breasts, ladies." said the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"