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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by daremeto, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. daremeto

    daremeto WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. :laughhard:

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