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The Man Who Forgot to Buy a Turkey for Thanksgiving. LOL

Discussion in 'GENERAL DISCUSSION' started by omeg, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.'Please let me in, 'says the man desperately. 'I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one.''Okay, 'says the butcher.' Let me see what I have left.' He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's one last scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.'That's one is too skinny. What else you got?' says the man.The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.'Oh, no, 'says the man, 'That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!'
  2. BabyOxide

    BabyOxide WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    lmao ....... poor butcher..

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