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The Pastor's Ass

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by cambaby2, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. cambaby2

    cambaby2 MEMBER



    The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    it won.
    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S ASS.


    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Pastor to get
    rid of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
    nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    the following headline the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


    The Bishop fainted.
    He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm

    for $10.
    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10


    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Nun to buy back
    the donkey and lead it to the plains where
    it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


    The Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.
    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
    and just cover your own !!!
    You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    That was great, cambaby! :clap:

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