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Too Much coffee: LOL

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by omeg, Sep 26, 2010.

  1. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    [​IMG][​IMG]You had too darn much coffee if the following occurs:You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You can't remember your second cup. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You don't sweat -- you percolate. You grind coffee beans in your mouthYou sleep with your eyes openYour eyes stay open when you sneezeYou lick your coffeepot clean.The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.* You can jump-start your car without cables.* Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low. * You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.* You've worn the finish off your coffee table.* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.* You're so wired you pick up FM radio.* Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. * Instant coffee takes too long.* You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.* You name your cats Cream and Sugar. * Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.Gosh, some of these ring true for me...But I'm not about to say which ones. hahahahahEnjoy the laugh     [​IMG]                                                                                                 Pam -- Edited by PMM2008 on Sunday 26th of September 2010 04:17:53 PM-- Edited by PMM2008 on Sunday 26th of September 2010 04:18:35 PM
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

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  3. Arnold31

    Arnold31 Banned

    Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.hahaha))))
  4. Avitonn

    Avitonn Banned

    :roll::roll::roll:Very true!LOL!!!

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