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Warning.... Alcohol is dangerous!!

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by PMM, Dec 14, 2016.

  1. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

    Alcohol Warnings
    He board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on booze bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of pounding a pint or two.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).

    Warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than someone really, really big named Psycho.
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :biglol:
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  3. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    :lol: "inexplicable rug burn on the forehead"
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  4. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    FYI Pam - I'm stealing this for my Facebook ;)
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  5. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

    Awesome!! I thought it was hilarious too.
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  6. Gadget

    Gadget WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    :laughhard:
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  7. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

    Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.


    :biglol:
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  8. May Yeo

    May Yeo NEW MEMBER

    ya alcohol is dangerous to our health
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  9. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member


    So true!!
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