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Worms anyone?

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by omeg, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.       Four worms were placed into four separate jars.             The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:       <a></a> The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke -  Dead .   Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead .  <a></a>   Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?  <a></a>   Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Admin Staff Member

    :laughhard: Good one Pam! I like the way Maxine thinks! :thumb:

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