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    JACKPOT CITY - $10 FREE CHIP + TWO 100% MATCH BONUSES

    Hello Sookie," nice ad for Jackpot City. I regularly play at microgaming casinos and Mermaids Millions is my favourite slot at the moment. What is your favourite microgaming slot lately=? ^^
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    Helisoft

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it...
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    Rules For Work

    Rules For Work :thumb: </h2>
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    20 Uses for that Fruitcake You Received (but don't really want)

    Hahaha, very funny fruitcake story...:roll::roll::roll:
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    When Can I Get That Haircut?

    A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says, About two hours. The guy smiles and leaves.The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes...
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    The Wish of an Irishman

    An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, I will give you three wishes. The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, I want a beer that never is empty. With that, the genie makes a poof sound and...
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    Aweful Honeymoon

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ''How was the honeymoon?''''Oh, mama,'' she replied, ''the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...''Suddenly she burst out crying. ''But, mama, as soon as we...
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    Michael, Miya and Mariyah- Halloween 2013

    Haha, seems Halloween is more exciting than Christmas....Uhmmm....Great pics :roll:
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    The Hamster Show

    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing. That is amazing! says the bartender and gives him a beer. If I show you something else, will you give me another...
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    Hollywood realities :D

    Recently I came across with this hilarious list of facts in Hollywood movies. Just enjoy!!     1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have...
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    A computer isn't a doctor

    One day, Michael complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor. Don't do that! There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem...
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    my pets

    haha, thanks. " He is not that handsome you would expect, especially when he proudly presents his prey on our carpet.
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    my pets

    Beautiful pictures. My one and only loved one is Tony, the mice hunter. Baybee and Tony would make a nice couple.:roll:  
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    Turtle order

    The Weekend is gone...:boohoo:....let's cheer up with this joke:roll: A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. I'd like to get the turtle soup, please. The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. Hold the turtle...
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    Special Delivery

    Hmmm....imagine that !?! It recalls my memories of the movie The Postman Always Rings Twice . For the history books, her husband had the glorious idea to improve a special business relationship.:roll: