• Welcome to No Deposit Forum! Please log in to continue. New members please register here. New Member Registration

Search results

  1. D

    Tips for women to stay safe - written by a cop

    WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After...
  2. D

    Guess what day it is!

  3. D

    Today is World Cancer Day

  4. D

    Ashton Kutcher Just Told A Bunch Of Teenagers How To Be Sexy

  5. D

    Isn't this to cute

  6. D

    Sarcastic Remarks For Work

    And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? If I want to...
  7. D

    Special Delivery

    It was mailman George's last day on the job after 35 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather. When he arrived at the first house on his route, the whole family came out, roundly congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they...
  8. D

    Change your words change your world!

    Amazing how words change the outcome of some things [video=http://youtu.be/8n4DyFh9iWA]
  9. D

    Dustin Hoffman startling realization as a woman

  10. D


    Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep...
  11. D

    Forrest Gump Dies

    The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you...
  12. D

    Birds, Bees, and Planes

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother (who couldn't think of an answer)...
  13. D

    Smart kid

  14. D

    WinaDay free $20

    <a href="http://www.winadaycasino.com/en/nodepositforum" title="Winaday"> </a> it is their birthday so log into your account and the $20 will be credited automatically.-- Edited by PMM2008 on Friday 21st of June 2013 05:18:09 AM
  15. D

    WinaDay free $20

    <a href="http://www.winadaycasino.com/en/nodepositforum" title="Winaday"> </a> it is their birthday so log into your account and the $20 will be credited automatically-- Edited by PMM2008 on Friday 21st of June 2013 05:17:35 AM
  16. D


    Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked. The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half- full...of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it. Mid-life women no...
  17. D

    Strange and funny tombstones

    Born 1903-Died 1942Looked up the elevator shaft to see if thecar was on the way down. It was. ****************************** In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go. ****************************** In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann...
  18. D

    The Dam

    This is a true story and the account of the investigation makes it even better... The Dam This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before...
  19. D

    Standing in line at Walmart

    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't...
  20. D

    Genesys Group $25

    check your emails if you are a depositing player. they are sending out emails for $25 n/d. it is by invite only, i didn't get it but i know others who have. the code for the free $25 is 25FREE if you want to try it  <a...