SOME GAMBLING HUMOR

[Sookie]

Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A.In a casino, you really mean it.


Q.Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A. Online you can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.


I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”

 

[Mben]

 

[Ivar6353]

O !Now I get it ! So I Know what to say to my wife...))).!

 

[Van7Diesel]

 

[Ivar6353]

Van7Diesel

This is about your blonde!

 

[Ivar6353]

Van7Diesel

By the way, what's her name?

 

[Ingvar Nilsson]

Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A.In a casino, you really mean it.


Q.Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A. Online you can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.


I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”

Q. What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A.In a casino, you really mean it.

So true and so funny as well.