A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says, About two hours. The guy smiles and leaves.The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop. Bill, where did he go when he left here? To your house. 
