Closed Slots of Fortune Thanksgiving $1000 FREE Freeroll!

[Mben]

I have not read through the T's and C's completely but here they are for you all to decipher. lol This is one of the few rivals where I have promos at and that happened just recently. As soon as I received my promos, I made a deposit. See other rival casinos?? You play nice with me and I will play nice with you! And maybe reinstall the rest of you! So anyway, check your accounts for this $1000 No Deposit Required Freeroll and good luck!___________________________________________________________________ Thanksgiving Freeroll (Objective: Wager as much as you can within 60 minutes. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MEET WAGERING REQS! Credits are not withdrawable)Get $1000.00 FREE (no deposit necessary)   If you meet the playthrough and minimum cashout requirements, you may be required to make a small deposit in order to verify your account information. No additional wagering will apply. The small deposit does not apply to any minimum cashout requirements.This bonus may be claimed only once per household/computer/person. For account verification and fraud prevention purposes, all players must make a deposit before they can withdraw.Promotion times out after 60 minutes. You must meet playthrough requirements within the time limit.   This promotion has a time limit which starts when the promotion is activated. The promotion will automatically complete when the time limit expires.1000x bonus playthrough ($1000000)   The wagering requirement (or playthrough ) is the amount that must be wagered (put at risk) before you may cashout.Unless otherwise stated, 1 credit wagered in a game counts as 1 credit toward playthrough requirements. Play at the following games, and any variants, does not count towards playthrough requirements and winnings may be considered null and void: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, ThreeCard, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, Slot Progressive.Bonus money is not withdrawable. The bonus will be deducted from your next withdrawal.If your balance is less than the amount of the bonus you will not be able to withdraw.You must win at least 1001 times the amount of the bonus before a withdrawal is allowed.   You may only make a withdrawal when your balance is greater than your starting balance plus any deposits or withdrawal reversals, plus your bonus, plus the win amount of 1001 times the bonus, plus any converted comp points. For example, if you have $100 in your account and you deposit $20 and receive a $20 bonus with a 1 x bonus win requirement, you may withdraw when your balance is greater than $160.The maximum you may withdraw is $30   A maximum cashout applies. For example, if you receive a $10 bonus and the maximum cashout is 10x the bonus your maximum cashout is $100. Any balance remaining after your cashout will be removed from your account.A maximum cashout applies. For example, if you receive a $10 bonus and the maximum cashout is 10x the bonus your maximum cashout is $100. Any balance remaining after your cashout will be removed from your account.If your balance is greater than the maximum cashable amount the remainder will be removed automatically on cashout.The following games and any variants may have different table limits while this promotion is active: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, ThreeCard, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, Slot Progressive   Your table limits may change while this promotion is active.No comp points are awarded for play during this promotionValid from 2010-11-17 00:00:00 to 2013-11-17 23:59:59. Promotion may be expired by casino at any time.The casino's general terms and conditions (available from the casino website) also apply.-- Edited by Mben on Thursday 18th of November 2010 01:56:38 PM

 

[PSP]

Am I missing something here? "
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You have to meet a playthrough of $1 million in 60 minutes starting with $1,000? That's over $277 per second - the highest bet per spin game I could find was either $20 or $30 per spin, so that's only 10-14 spins per SECOND"
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...and then assuming that you could actually MAKE playthrough, the maximum cashout is $30?

 

[Mben]

Besides being an English major, you are a Math major too, PSP? "
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For real, all I saw was the max cashout of $30 (I still have not read through all the details yet) and thought that's a whole lot of reading for $30 (if I made playthrough).And now from what you posted, that's a whole lot of spinning.

 

[PSP]

Mben wrote: Besides being an English major, you are a Math major too, PSP? For real, all I saw was the max cashout of $30 (I still have not read through all the details yet) and thought that's a whole lot of reading for $30 (if I made playthrough).And now from what you posted, that's a whole lot of spinning.

Actually, I have an Engineering background - and I don't mean  driving trains Waaaaay too much math  

 

[PSP]

Please wait for a site operator to respond."
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You are now chatting with 'Sherry'"
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patrick8: Hi Sherry"
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Sherry: Welcome to Slots of Fortune Live Support. How may I assist you?"
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patrick8: I just saw the Thanksgiving freeroll and I don't understand"
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Sherry: May I have your Login name and email address please?"
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patrick8: sorry"
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patrick8: patrick8 psp1@yahoo.com"
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Sherry: Thank you, Please wait one moment while I access your account"
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patrick8: You have to make $1 million in wagers within an hour strictly on slots?"
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Sherry: One moment please."
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patrick8: Does the maximum per spin increase during this promotion? The highest dollar per spin I could find was $30"
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patrick8: That would mean to make playthrough you'd have to make nearly 10 spins per second"
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Sherry: One moment please."
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Sherry: Thank you for your patience. the minimum cashout for this promotion is 0"
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Sherry: sorry the minimum cashout is 1001000."
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patrick8: Minimum cashout or minimum playthrough?"
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Sherry: Thisis theminimum cashout"
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patrick8: it says that the MAXIMUM cashout is $30"
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patrick8: Do you see why I'm confused?"
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Sherry: Yes I do see why your confused but these are the terms of the bonus"
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patrick8: Does the maximum bet change on the slots during this promotion?"
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Sherry: The maximum per spin does not increase"
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patrick8: How do you bet $1,000,000 in 60 minutes at $30 a spin?"
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patrick8: that's 33,000 spins"
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Sherry: I guess that is the thrill of the challenge"
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patrick8: so you do realize that what the T&C is asking is impossible to fulfill"
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Sherry: We appreciate you feedback and will forward you comments to the manager"
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patrick8: OK - thanks"
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Sherry: Is there anything else I can help you with?"
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patrick8: making time stand still? "
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Sherry: Thank you for using Live Support. Should you have any future questions, please contact us again."

 

[sashasmom]

whew no help there is there PSP lol

 

[PSP]

I guess that is the thrill of the challenge - what a classic line

 

[PSP]

For the record, this Thanksgiving offer is ONLY good today..."
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Good Luck! You'll need it...

 

[PSP]

PSP wrote: For the record, this Thanksgiving offer is ONLY good today...Good Luck! You'll need it...

OK - so I'm not perfect. Make that today until November 2013 

 

[krystalkitty]

Well, if one is bored.....This is a great way to curb your boredom