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    2 Women

    Need a laugh???? Here you go.....2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a...
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    physical

    72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God? Harry replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in...
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    this is for those that have teenagers

    A MUST READ HOW TRUE A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, Mom. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and...
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    IRS

    At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left...
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    $10

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    Penguin Facts

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    Bathroom Chuckle

    I was barely sitting down, when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: Hi, How are you? Now I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation, so I don't know what made me answer, but I did, somewhat embarrassed, say, Doing just fine. And the other person says: 'What are you up to?What...
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    a Donkeys' Tale

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into awell. The animal cried piteously for hours asthe farmer tried to figure out what to do.  Finally, he decided the animal was old, and thewell needed to be covered up anyway;  it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to...
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    Winter Poem

    i don't know it was in there ok for awhile...but the words are still there which is the most important part.
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    Winter Poem

    <blockquote style="border-left:#0000FF 2px solid;padding-left:5px;margin-left:5px;"> I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.   It was sent to me and it's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too . WINTER by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre  ...
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    I'm just here to feed the alligators

    An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One evening...
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    Casino rewards $50 free xmas gift

    you have no idea..... 
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    Casino rewards $50 free xmas gift

    don't feel bad dearie; all i get is a blank page also..must be coal for me too
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