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A few holiday jokes ...

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Sookie, Nov 29, 2016.

  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    1. This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

    2. The 4 stages of life:
    a. You believe in Santa Claus
    b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    c. You dress up as Santa Claus
    d. You look like Santa Claus

    3. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.

    4. I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

    5. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    6. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.

    To be continued ....
    Ingvar Nilsson and dmnitdava like this.
  2. Ingvar Nilsson

    Ingvar Nilsson NEW MEMBER

    :facepalm:
    a. You believe in Santa Claus
    b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    c. You dress up as Santa Claus
    d. You look like Santa Claus


    Hahahah so real!
  3. King777

    King777 NEW MEMBER

    OMG!! It`s so fun topic. I got this one bookmarked so I’ll be following up closely :awesome;
    Mben likes this.

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