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A few holiday jokes ...

Sookie

Mother of Cats
1. This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

2. The 4 stages of life:
a. You believe in Santa Claus
b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
c. You dress up as Santa Claus
d. You look like Santa Claus

3. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.

4. I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

5. Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

6. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.

To be continued ....
 

Ingvar Nilsson

NEW MEMBER
:facepalm:
a. You believe in Santa Claus
b. You don't believe in Santa Claus
c. You dress up as Santa Claus
d. You look like Santa Claus


Hahahah so real!
 
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