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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by cat034, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. cat034

    cat034 KITTY CAT 034

    a man escapes from prision and breaks into a house. when a husband and wife comes home from a party he ties them both up to chairs naked. then the escapee bends down and kissed the woman on the ear.after the escapee leaves the man tells his wife honey i know your scared but if he wants  u to have sex with him just do it ,it might save us.the woman says what are you talking about? her husband replied he just kissed you on the ear its obvious what he wants. the woman laughed in spite of the situation and replys baby he wasnt kissing me he whispered in my ear do you have any vasiline im gay and i think your husbands sexy.i said yes its in the bathroom.now remember what u said honey do what he says it could save our lives.
  2. ishin

    ishin Banned

    ...i guess thats what they mean by taking one for the team [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
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