You gals are just too funny! Anyways,... My recipies would be so fun to share...Unfortunately, I've never measured the things I prepare,So I figured the best thing that I could possibly doIs to share the secrets of Better Than Sex Turkey with you! Better Than Sex Turkey A Let's talk Turkey Poem Its time again for a Thanksgiving feastAnd it centers around that scrumptious beast!Yes, the Turkey is what I'm talkin about,But as hard as you try, it gets all dried out!Although it may still taste really greatThat's mostly because of the 5 hour wait!But if you wish it to be all that you anticipateafter all of the basting and care that you take,Here is the secret to moist, juicy, turkey on your plate!First, start her out as you'd normally do,With butter, garlic, and spices preferred by you....Then into the oven goeth the bird,Here's where it gets tricky so forget all that you've ever heard!Leave the foil off....no need for a lidWe're browning it first for a crispier skin.Then after it looks to be nice and brownFlip that Turkey BREAST SIDE DOWN!Now cover and baste like nothing had changedTill it's cook time is done and Dinner is proclaimed!This trick really works,...Just try and you'll see,And no carving be needed'cause the meat just comes free!It's juicy and tender and falls off the boneOf course, it's been basting that breast on it's own!One thing I should mention,...a warning or two,At this point for looks....not a lot you can do!And if your a stuffer of stuffing inside,Well,...it may be best to do it on the side,But if it's taste your afterAnd you preffer it be moist and not dry,Then this is the way,Just give it a try! By: UNSOUGHTPOET (This, my friends, is a REAL turkey cooking secret... not a sick joke, it really is,....Better Than Sex...which reminds me...I will post again soon with Better than Sex Brownies recipe,....AND THEY ARE!) -- Edited by unsoughtpoet at 05:34, 2007-11-09