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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Pokerhontas, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Pokerhontas

    Pokerhontas WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Dear God, let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:1. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house not after.2. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.3. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.5. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise it's usually not a good thing.6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.7. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reach in for mom's driver's license and registration.8. Sticking my nose in someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.9. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.10. I will not munch on 'leftovers' in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.11. I will not roll on dead seagull, fish, etc. just because I like the way they smell.12. I will not play tag-of-war with dad's underware when he's on the toilet.13. I will not eat the cat's food before they eat or after they throw it up.14. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my balls when we have company. P.S. Dear God, when I get to heaven may I have my testicles back? 
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  2. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    [​IMG] I love it. As the owner of two beautiful dogs, this list really rings true, as they do so many of them. Thanks for sharing....I enjoyed it very much.                                                                                            Pam
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  3. firebird39

    firebird39 Banned

    wayyyy too cute!!! although thank god I have a very small dog and no cat!! HAHAHA![​IMG]
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  4. Pokerhontas

    Pokerhontas WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    I thought you may like it. I too have a dog and that's probably what he wishes for when he goes to heaven to get his testicles back, since I have him nuetered when he was 2 yrs old and he is now 9..and I love him dearly.                                      peace out:D 
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  5. Arnold31

    Arnold31 Banned

    Cute list) Love dogs very much
  6. Avitonn

    Avitonn Banned

    :roll::roll::roll:LOL!!!So funny)

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