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Fourteen Logical Reasons...

Discussion in 'GENERAL DISCUSSION' started by PSP, Jul 28, 2017.

  1. PSP

    PSP Ruler of Western Civilization's Geeky Nerds

    Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
    2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
    3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
    4. Dogs’ parents never visit.
    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
    7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.
    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    9. Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
    10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.
    11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
    12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
    13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

      And last, but not least:
    14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff….
    Makes you wonder…:)
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

    :biglol: #2 cracked me up!
  3. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member


    Good one!

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