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  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats


    From: Belgamo,
    and Sookie
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  2. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

    Wishing all my friends at NDF a Happy Valentines Day.
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  3. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

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  4. queenmap

    queenmap WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Happy Valentine's Day! :)
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  5. flaflash99

    flaflash99 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    happy Valentines to you all how about a funny joke
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  6. flaflash99

    flaflash99 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    wasnt sure where to put this but wanted to share the laugh Dog for sale:

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ”Talking Dog For Sale”
    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    ’You talk?’ he asks.

    ’Yep,’ the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ’So, what’s your

    The Lab looks up and says, ’Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’

    ’I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…

    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’
    ’I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    ’Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

    ’Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

    ’Because he’s a Bullshitter . He’s never been out of the yard’ …
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  7. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

  8. LuckyBonkers

    LuckyBonkers WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    happy valentine's day all:swing::yourock:
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    That is very funny, flaflash :laughhard: Forgot to wish you all VD!!
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  10. PSP

    PSP Ruler of Western Civilization's Geeky Nerds

    VD used to have a completely different meaning... :surprise:
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