The Queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals. During her tour of the floors, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. Oh my God , said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this? The Doctor leading the tour explains: I am sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly. Oh, I am sorry , said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Oh my God , said the Queen, What's happening in there? The Doctor replied, Same problem...better health plan.
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