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Lost Wife

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Sookie, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    *when they collide*

    The old guy says to the young guy,

    "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,

    And I guess I wasn't paying attention

    To where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.

    I'm looking for my wife, too...

    I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The old guy says, "Well,

    Maybe I can help you find her...

    What does she look like?"

    The young guy says,

    "Well, she is 27 years old, tall,

    With red hair,

    blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,

    Long legs,

    And is wearing short shorts.

    What does your wife look like?'

    To which the old guy says, “Doesn't matter,

    --- let's look for yours."
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  2. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

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