The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:- Hello!- At what time does the store open?- At ten o'clock sir.At two in the morning, the phone rings again: - HELLO!- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sirAgain, at four, the phone rings:- H!E!L!L!O!- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.- I (burp) don't want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
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That's too funny!