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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Sookie, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    MISSING HUSBAND       Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary . His wife was really angry. She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'      The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box into the house.         She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.          [​IMG]        Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.[​IMG]
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  2. lyndalou

    lyndalou WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Good one! Just having a cup of coffee with the hubby and i read this one out loud to him, he is still laughing! Thanks to a good start of the day!!!!!!!!
  3. Chars


    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]  loved it [​IMG]
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  4. AKM2471


    Loving that one!!
  5. elflady4747

    elflady4747 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Yeah I just read it to my hubby and he's roflhao
  6. vacant1


    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] thats one of the better ones i've heard in a while.  VERY NICE!!!  gonna use that as my own...[​IMG]
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  7. ring657130

    ring657130 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    REALLY like this one! My dad would loved it...he was a jokester!

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