A newlywed man is in the bar rhapsodizing about his new bride. She's fantastic!, no that's not quite the right word She's incredible! No, that's not good enough. I know, she's an angel, that's what she is, an angel! Drunk at the end of the bar pipes ups and says Did you just say your wife is an angel? That's right, my wife's and angel glows the newlywed. Lucky SOB, says the drunk. My wife's still alive!
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